Attending a marriage
Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 620 views
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