i will drive
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.
Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 837 views
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Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beti:Maa GAON me Bolywod wale aye hay Maa:andar aja inki niyat bOht kharab hoti ha Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi b Aya ha Maa:Haye Allah,Khoti nu v andar kr le.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Punjabi Dieting Plan
7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg
10am : 1 cup green Tea
12pm : half cup boiled chanay
1pm : 1 banana
5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar
7pm : 1 cup skim milk
9pm : Green Tea
10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
..
Dieting di maaa di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti
Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.
Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate
Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
.
Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)