2 tiger
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"
2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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.
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Fast Food :p
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 845 views
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