A man who has his regular meals
A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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