Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

What Is Your Problem?

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki Akal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to 2 kilo tol dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car ki speed kun berha di

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Right and wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty
argument, both of them unwilling to admit they
might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband
in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm
right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go
first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're
right!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)