Reporter Sardar jee

Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro gey?

Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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