Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 899 views
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