Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya

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