Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 814 views

Pathan n Sardar

Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan: Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar: Thanks Yar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

tum zaror ana

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Pakistani army soldier walks

A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

"New Exam Song"
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Tu paper paper karti hai
Tu result se kion darti hai
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)