Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views

Pathanon se poch lo

Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

In a test a student left the page blank
.
And wrote at the bottom of the page
.
Dedicated To My Memory
Which at the moment Passed away"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)