MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar
kesy taqseem karei gy ?
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Sardar:
juice bana kay. :’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 846 views

Ager tum zaheen ho to

Some 1 Wrote 2 Sardar
Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs 100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To
200
Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote
Oey Main Sabka Baap Hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aapki ZIndagi Mein Kiski Kami Hai?

Agar App Pareshan Hai?
Nind Nahi Aati?
Sukoon Nahi Hai?

Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta?
Hamesha Bechaini Si Rahti Ho,

To Aap Ki Zindagi Mein,
Vitamin “She” Ki Kami Hai Is Liye “She” Ka Intezam Karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss meri shadi ho gayi

Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"

Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladke Ki Jaan

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?

Yumraj: kya karun, march end mein target jo pura karna tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)