Humey garibon k sath pyar se
Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1246 views
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