Sardar

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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 790 views
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College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…

1 Makhi Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…

Doctor:Kiya Howa ?

Makhi: Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A serious thought

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hum wapis pi gaya

Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar aap kisi se pyaar

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
getting bored

Getting Bored???

Need some fun in lyf???

Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream....

"PLEASE
Don't marry....
I still love you....!!!'' :D :P ;)

LOL :D but Try this at your own risk :D hahaha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
larkian

Agr “punjab” ki larkiyan papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti
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PAPPI TE LE LO
PAPPI TE LE LO:-

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train chlti he.

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Ap Dekh Rahe Hen Geo

Phatan Gehri Soch Mai

Wife: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?

Phatan: Ye Geo News Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?

Wife: Kia?
Phatan: Yehi K

“Ap Dekh Rahe Hen Geo News”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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