Kal mere aba Kunwain men
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
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