Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

Santa and Banta!

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Gayi

Ek Ladka Aur Uski Girl Friend Garden Mein Hath Mein Hath Dale Baithe The.

Girl Friend: “Jaanu, Koi Aisi Baat Karo Ki Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Jaaye”

Boy Friend: “Abe Bhag Aaj To Tu Gayi, Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa- mera ghar itna bada

Santa- mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai

Banta- mera ghar to itna bada hai ki kone me chale jao to roaming lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

6. Sheikh Rasheed ki shaadi ho jaigi

7. Bilawal ko Pakistani siyasat aa jaigi

8. Pooreh mulk main Eid aik hi din main manai jaigi

9. Nawaz Shareef sach bolney lagega

10. Moulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman briefcase nahi lega..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

follow the rules...

Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P

by nadeem (few years ago!)