kitne handsome hai na
Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..
by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 848 views
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