6 Aya To?
2 Sardar Soldiers Captured A Enemy
Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5 V’ll Kill U!
Enemy Asks: 6 Aya To?
Sardars: Then, Throw Again…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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