Medical college ki larkian
Medical College ki Larkiyan
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia
engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college
ki bhi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 953 views
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