1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 848 views

aaj ko asi bat kho

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau . . . .

Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho, aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Laash ka kia karain?

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Commen Sence

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta
para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua
hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

tamam log sun len

Tamam log sunn len Garmi bht ho gayi hy. Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy. Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den Q k “BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy. Mera farz tha ap ko batana or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)