Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”
Agnrez: O I See… Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

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