Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 597 views

Boss : why do you want some off

Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.

Ali : I want to be married .

Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Not feeling well, dad!

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well

Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::

Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :

“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamari Light Tu AbIs Taraha Aati Hy

Hamari Light Tu Ab
Is Taraha Aati Hy
DOst
Jese Shadi k Bad
Beti Bep K Ghar
(‘,’) Acha abbu
<)(\me chaLti
// hon phir aaon gi
agle hafty..;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu aur Pinki

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.



Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)