A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 813 views

shak ki inteha

Shohar: Darling I will love you for the next 1000 years

Biwi: Uss k baad kon si maa k pass janey ka irada hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjhoTodhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai

Saas: Bahu se kon hai?Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Doctor

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Height of common sense
Techer:Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehle or
Awaz Bad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:q K Hamari Ankhen Agey Hen or Kaan Peeche hen;-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)