1 good aur 1 bad news hai
Dad :result ka kia howa
son:1 good news hai aur aik bad news hai.
Dad :kun kun si hain
son:good news ye k mein pas ho gaya hun.
Dad:bad news kia hai?
Son:good news galt hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 779 views
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