Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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