Arz Kiya Hai Gaur Farmaye
Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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