Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

attendence

She came in my life in
school..

I kept ignoring her..

She smiled, but I kept quiet..

She began to speak, but I din't listen..

I was not intrsted at dat time

&

When she began 2 leave,

I knew i needed her..

I started runing behind her, requesting.....

"MAM Attendance"

MAM Plz

Plz MAM.

Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)

by dracula (few years ago!)

The neat trick

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabse maasum dhamki

Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori

karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

character less

Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di?

Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)