Shadi shuda ho
Dr:tm shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:han humara shadi aurat se huwa hai.
Dr:bewakuf kia mard se shadi hoti hai.
Sardar:han hamara behan ka huwa hai na.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 871 views
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