Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?
Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 758 views
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Arz kiya hai.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
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gaur farmaiyega.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...
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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
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Bad news.
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Child: Gud news galat
hai... :D :P =D
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