A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 808 views

first friend: yar aaj mai

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

balb

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Doctor my son has

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan: yaara ye “Sent Message”

Pathan: yaara ye
“Sent Message”
kya hota hai?

dusra pathan: Khuda ki kasam tum to bilkul jahil ka bacha hai.
“Sent Message” ka matlab hai khushboo wala message.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 boys where going on a motor

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen ga…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)