Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Santa : Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta :
Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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