A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan he...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao

Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Waiter-Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian
S-Koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bank manager ask the pathan

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview Manager” what is Cyclone?
Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher Translate into English

Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)