A Man Lost His Life
A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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