Keera uchalta hai
1 student class me bahut ochal raha tha
teacher:ap k papa ap ko amrood khilate hain?
Student:g han lakin ap ko kaise pata chala
teacher:ap k ander k keere se
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 640 views
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