Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.

Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?

B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At a hospital looking through the window

At a hospital looking through the window at the
newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet”
Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend
says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father
replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Records tor diye hain.

Teacher:tumare bete ne sachool me fail hone k record tor diye hain.
Baap:kamena ghar me bartan torta hai aur ghar me records.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

My wife’s first husband.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

khana kha raha tha,

kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
...
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,

per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)