Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!
Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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