Jab ap sms nahi kartay
Jab ap sms nahi kartay ... !
Itna gussa ata hai Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar...
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Joote pehen loon aur aapse Milne Ajaun..!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 460 views
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