Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..
Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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b'day
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Bro :"A Football
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Sis :"But Grand ma kaha kehlti hai
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Bro :"Meri b'day per unho ne
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Bhagvat Gita diya tha uska kya
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But
18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine Chhut Jate H, kyun?
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
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