Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse

Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse jayada acha kya lagta hai meri sundarta ya meri akalmandi?

Banta: mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat hi sabse achi aur pyari lagti hai.

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