AAP AAYA HA
ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"
by Shahryar (few years ago!) / 555 views
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