PATHAN naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 692 views
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