If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how
many would I have left ? I don't know.
Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in
apples and oranges

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 959 views

Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta
bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi
chahie

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blueberry hill

It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Break fail ho gai hai

Sardar:o bike kiun teez kar di hai?

Pathan:break fail ho gai hai is se pehay k accident ho jae jaldi ghar punch jate hain.

Sardar:shabash aur teez kar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?

Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur
uski maa kahe
Hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)