If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how
many would I have left ? I don't know.
Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in
apples and oranges

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
.

B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
.
.
.
Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Meray Sapno Ka Conductor,

Mohabbat Main Dolat Ki Koi Ehmiyat Nahi
Phir,
Har Larki K Khawab Main Shehzada Kio Hota Ha?
Kabhi Suna K Meray Sapno Ka Conductor,
Mujhay Lenay Aaye Ga? :/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

tey fer tu ki kita?

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?

1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tamanna facebook notifications

Tamanna facebook notifications.

Tamanna unfriend Virat.

Virat again send her friend request.

Tamanna blocked Virat.

Tamanna and Ravindra Jadeja are now friends.

2 mins ago via facebook.......:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)