CONDOM Ka Full Form
Teacher: CONDOM Ka Full Form Kia Hota Hy?
GIRL,
C=Control
O=Of
N=Natural
D=Drops
O=Of
M=Man Power.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 805 views
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