These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 852 views
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