Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 807 views
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