Trouble
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
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Admi:
Mera Ultra-Sound KarO.?
Doctor:
Qamiz Utaaro AUr Shalwar Zara Neechy Karo.?
Admi:
Pehla Ultra-Sound Nahi Karte..!
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Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
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