Pathan jeail me
Jail me pathan se kisi ne pocha tum se aisi kia galti howi k tum jail me ho?
Pathan:yara hum ne bank lota aur paise jama karane wahen ruk gia.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 769 views
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