Santa Car ki Battery change
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 755 views
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Aur
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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
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Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
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Pathan:
4
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Kn Kn Se?
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Or
4. Mera Chacha
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