yeh kia kar rahe ho?

Aik pathan samose ke andar ka hisa Nikal kar kha raha tha

Oss ke dost ne poocha, yeh kia kar rahe ho?

Pathan ne jawab diya
Doctor ne mujhe bahir ki cheezein khane se manah kiya hai

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