Technology has its limitations.
Google may be the most powerful search engine
but it cant search my chappal I lost in masjid on friday!
DASO
Ki fayda GOOGLE da?
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 614 views

Time Kya Hua H?

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2

S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

jumbo phtan joke

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.1 bhi customer nhi aya.Q?Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.1 bhi customer nahi. Q?Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Insan Ke Izzat Ki Mazbooti?

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS “NARRA”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)