Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 655 views

Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 pathan to second pathan

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Doctor:
“KUNDI”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)