Hum dono Jannati hen
Ek Shohar khubsurat tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy?
Shohar:Tm Mujhy dekh kr Shukar ada krti hoOrM Tumhay Dek kar toba krta hun
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