Ek Shohar khubsurat tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy? 
Shohar:Tm Mujhy dekh kr Shukar ada krti hoOrM Tumhay Dek kar toba krta hun  

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 699 views

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Owned A Factory

Banta Owned A Factory.
He Issued Orders That Only Married
Men Would Be Employed.
Friend Asks:
Why This ?
Banta Reply:
Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are the rivers

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)