American: Can U swim?
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 788 views
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